Posted by: namesconnie | December 6, 2011

The One Problem This Christmas

The presents look lovely.

The egg nog looks great.

The gingerbread men look like they could dance.

I got a great man to date,

But there’s no toilet paper in the bathroom.

 

The china is grand.

Boy does the silver shine.

Love those Christmas phone calls.

The decorations of red and green divine;

But there’s no toilet paper in the bathroom.

 

The stockings so lovely.

The mantel with greens.

The smell of the pine boughs,

The best scent ever it seems;

But there’s no toilet paper in the bathroom

And I don’t know what to do,

But Merry Christmas everyone

Just hope you don’t have to poo.

By, Connie Webb

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Responses

  1. How cute and funny Connie! We are seeing a whole other side of your humor, good writing. 🙂

  2. I read this poem a while back on my phone and didn’t even realize that I had made no comment or anything. It made me laugh so loud, Connie dear. I hope all is well with you and the family.


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